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	Wise words, but very politically incorrect.
I assume it looked much worse AFTER the wreck.
	This one has me very worried. I hope the word "sis" refers to any UNrelated woman.
Not that any of this makes sense, but just what the heck does the "X4" mean?
	I wonder how much it would be worth .... ON URANUS
The next time you're in Germany, be sure to cash this one in.
	From the looks of things here, she probably already has plenty of crabs.
Is it just me, or does this sound way too kinky?
	This is either someone's secret code, or cartoon swearwords.
What the hell is this animal? And why shouldn't we be worried?