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 That empties into Despair Reservoir.  
   Some random piece of road. I'd recognize it anywhere.
 The museum of bad food.  
   So why doesn't everyone live here?
 Just a hop-skip-and-jump from God Almighty Lake.  
   Oh yeah -- the party starts here.
 Nice exhibit, but DON'T EAT THE SAMPLES!  
   And once a day, they pour Mylanta all over the house so the people inside won't die.
 Now THERE'S a scenic roadway, by golly.  
   Another random bridge over another random road.